The phrase “foodie vacation” has been taken to a whole new level with the creation of the world’s first edible hotel room. British sugar brand Tate & Lyle brought Willy Wonka to life in London with eight separate themed rooms made from very edible elements. There was everything from an intricate rug crafted from 1,081 meringues to ruffled pillows made of vanilla sponge cake that guests were encouraged to consume.
Boobs and alcohol have had a long-standing relationship. A German company has taken that relationship to the extreme by offering boob-filtered vodka. What do we mean by boob-filtered? They pour alcohol over a model’s bare breast before finally bottling it for sale. Unfortunately (or fortunately) you have to travel to Germany to get your hands on a bottle – or you could always go for the DIY route. A NSFW video here.
Nothing screams “Yes, I must get a vasectomy today!” like the temptations of free pizza in lieu of March Madness. A clinic in Cape Cod is running a promotion promising men slices of pizza in return for getting it snipped employing the logic that because the procedure requires a 1-2 day recovery, why not sit at home watching the game eating free pizza? You’ll walk out of there without the ability to conceive any kind of baby, except for a food baby.
The dudes over at Epic Meal Time have created an all-chocolate-everything breakfast that clocks a casual 8,724 calories and 380 grams of fat. It includes sugared up concoctions such as Nutella French Toast, Chocolate Taters, and even chocolate eggs. Breakfast of champs. Find proof of its existence and see the method behind the madness here.
What is a weird food list without the presence of at least one bacon entry? Just in time for April is the Bacon Easter Egg. This is essentially the ultra manly version of a Kinder chocolate surprise egg seeing as it’s filled with a full English breakfast including sausage and fried black pudding. Mmm.. grease.
Who doesn’t love some latte art? Pretty leaves and swirly patterns made of aerated milk make coffee even more delicious. How about a cup with your face made of foam? Dubbed the Barista Bot, the device made an appearance at SXSW and scans customers’ facial features and replicates it on to their latte. Nothing like starting off the day with a big cup of narcissism.